The language of the Poo is called Pooish, its not a very hard language to learn although there are a few words and sentences
which can become tricky.
The best way to learn Pooish is by learning how and where to insert the word poo, now some words can not have poo in
them such as the, a, as, it etc. others can have 2 like Ameripookipoo (America) others it dependes on the sentence or phrase.
For example the United States of America would read in Pooish The United Poo States of Ameripookipoo.
But before we get into all that here are some basic words/phrases to learn.
Your Welcome - Your Poocome
Good Day - Pood Day
Hello - Hel-poo-low
You Smell Like Poo - You Smell Like Poo-Poo
Is it pouring rain - Is it pooing rain-poo
Basically you insert poo in every word with 2 or more syllables (with exeptions)
unless the word is in a phrase. Then everyother word or so you would insert poo at the end or the front of the main words.
Ex. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains, would be, The poorain in Spainpoo stays mainly in the plainpoos.
All subject words need to have poo.All object words should have poo.All proper nouns must have poo.
